Hello Kwame, Good-bye Chucky and Caron, and Soap Operas

Dodgers won yesterday in their quest to be the least worst team in a very horrible division. Whoop-dee-frickin'-do.

But nothing is juicier than the off field shenanigans of Carloyn Hughes and Derek Lowe. Seems D-Lowe was busy playing while the mommy cat and the kittens were away. This stuff is actually better than the crap the Dodgers have been putting on the field. Let's see who gets dibs on the movie rights and/or the "Beyond the Glory" segment on this one. It'd be classic to have Hughes narrate that one!!! If Fox can show midgets embarassing themselves to marry hot tall blonde chicks, they can surely show this.

And on other sad state of an LA franchise news, the Lakers officially aquired Kwame Brown today. Let's hope the left coast trips him much better than the right coast. If not, the Lakers will be truly doomed.

Peace Out.

-El Maestro